SPH School Urban Legend
When I was in school, there was a rumor going around that one of the girls in my class, named Jo Hanna, had a unique way of dealing with guys that she dated who pissed her off.
Namely, she’d lop off their dicks, mummify them, and then hang them onto a dress. Having a small dick was supposedly one of the things that would set her off and get you added to her collection of penises.
Needless to say, I never dated her, which you can tell by the fact that I still have my member. If I had, assuming the rumors were true, my little pee pee would certainly be a dried and shriveled-up ornament on her dress now.
– Mike
