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Tiny dick club member: Steve the Shaftless Wonder
Tiny dick club member: Steve the Shaftless Wonder
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littledickwanker jay Like mine, it's a toddler's weewee. Shave it asap, hairless, smooth, pink !
QueenNikon666 Good little dicks need to be shaven Steve!
He is trying to get a bigger dick but it will never happen
He is trying to get a bigger dick but it will never happen
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littledickwanker jay Like me : <1% club
Have a small dick? Deal with the rules
Have a small dick? Deal with the rules
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sissyfagolivia i sissyfagolivia have a tiny dick
You reek of little dick energy
You reek of little dick energy
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littledickwanker jay My micro weewee confirms that I'm don't even rise to beta boi status. Women totally intimida...
I would floss my teeth with your dick but I would never put you in my mouth
I would floss my teeth with your dick but I would never put you in my mouth
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littledickwanker jay WOW I'd settle for that !
All the girls are gonna know about your nub dick
All the girls are gonna know about your nub dick
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littledickwanker jay Well, can I pay you to treat me like a submissive sissy faggot !?
Rock hard and your dick looks like a shrimp
Rock hard and your dick looks like a shrimp
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littledickwanker jay OMG you girls made my micro weewee rock hard and it's still shrimpy !
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SmallBiGuy I’d love to show those ladies my tiny little peepee!! I’d love them to laugh at me.
Careful your dinky dick might disappear
Careful your dinky dick might disappear
That is still just a tiny little penis
That is still just a tiny little penis
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littledickwanker jay Well growing from a flaccid inny to a two inch erection is what I meant by "it'll get bigger...
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SmallBiGuy Well, going from one inch flaccid to just under 4 inches hard does qualify as getting bigger...
Small dicks are a turn off
Small dicks are a turn off
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littledickwanker jay Most women tell me they "dry Up" when they see my tiny micro penis.
Foot Worship
I will use your tongue once if you are lucky
I will use your tongue once if you are lucky
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aksmdick Am I lucky? I will lick your pussy after a real man fucks you
littledickwanker jay I've been told even my tongue is "inadequate" !
Now introducing: The Unfuckable 4 Incher
Now introducing: The Unfuckable 4 Incher
Shrinkage in a hot tub? You just have a tiny dick
Shrinkage in a hot tub? You just have a tiny dick
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littledickwanker jay But if you keep laughing at my micro pp it will "grow" to its fully erect 2 inches !
Take your shorts off and show your little dicky
Take your shorts off and show your little dicky
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fagboy_fucktoy ok. i will do
littledickwanker jay Thanks, since no one is here uh... do you mind if I wank and cum for you? Your ass and thigh...
Just another tiny dick jerk off junkie
Just another tiny dick jerk off junkie
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littledickwanker jay jerk off junkie, two finger tugger here !
Femdomme
Your dick would never make it passed the cheeks
Your dick would never make it passed the cheeks
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littledickwanker jay Ass, cunt, tits, they all intimidate a micro penis beta boi like me. I'd rather just wank an...

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