Women do not wanna be my friend
The only Woman I have ever dared to ask, replied like this after the two of us having just had sex (what She chose to refer to as “no sex”). All my other dates have ended with those words – no, that’s right, they actually told me they under no circumstance wanted to see me again. And none of them had even seen my dick yet. Small dick energy? But hey, I’m OK. At least now I have a good Female friend – ahem, who is, come to think of it, also my crush, but doesn’t know… Or does She? Well, I do work for Her for free, babysit Her dog, while She goes on holidays with men and tell me about them in great detail, when She gets home. But that’s what friends do, don’t they? Does She do something for me, you ask? Well, I can’t think of anything, but I’m sure She would… Well, I do like Her company, and I’m thankful She lets me babysit Her dog for free. And to even be near Her is amazing.
