Small Penis Apology for Ali

You put me in friend zone right away but you knew I thought you were the hottest girl in hs. After years of driving you around and buying dinner for you and listening to you vent and talk about your bfs…

I finally got a chance to go out with you and at the dance club when you grinded on my bitty bulge I got too pokey in the jeans to stay out there and when you went to restroom for a break I ran and jerked it in the stall.

I know this time was when you realized I wasn’t gonna be sex material and unlike all other exes I never even made it as far as showing you my cocklette.

Another Small Penis Confession

Another confession one time when I stayed night in basement I found your bra and panties and i humped in between the bra and sniffed panties and jerked it till I came in a condom I had that i obviously had no chance of using.

Your leopard bikini especially drove me crazy but I understand completely why you dumped me and realize it was a sympathy chance after 4 years in the friend zone.

Since you’ve ignored my messages for the last while and I see your successful overseas, I am sure you are getting that “7 inch minimum” you always talked about needing just like SYTD (my new home basically, I’ll explain later in this apology letter) points out to all of us tiny dick guys.

Cock? More Like a Cuckold.

When you gave me a chance I should’ve thanked you but just begged to clean your ass with my tongue after one of your workouts and eat your hot pussy until you told me to stop no matter how long. I should’ve bought you and your boyfriend dinners as well as taken you out to hear about your problems and let you vent.

Thank you Ali for the little boner chance you gave me and I’m so desperately sorry for wasting your time with a 2 week relationship ending in a “we were better as friends speech” and officially saying I’m back to being your “fairy” friend. I know it’s cause you felt my 4.6 incher… that’s my confirmed size on ShowYourTinyDick.com where I’m enslaved now to Goddess Jennifer.

I worship buttcrack and lick the soles of high heels as well as make cummy piddles in dirty used creamed panties and wear them to work. I’ve also made 45 self ballbusting and jerk off vids on pornhub, punishing myself for Goddess and for my exes including you who deserve big hard long cock. Luckily you dodged my dinky and got out in time before the big reveal!!! I’m so so sooooo sorry Ali!!!!