Off the internet no one has been smaller than me
I grew up before the invention of the internet, so I guess this would be Her reaction. I wouldn’t know, though, because when I finally got laid, the internet had existed for many years. My only ex didn’t say anything about my size, even though She must have known what I’d like to hear. But She did gave me some clues: the no moaning, questions like “Is it in yet?” and calling sex with me “no sex” and using it as a reason to break up…
Patti instructed her lawyers to include “non consummation of marriage” in our divorce papers, using it as a reason to divorce me.
Ouch!