Yoga pants are perfect for horny attention whores

Women love yoga pants not because they are great for working out. We love them because we’re attention whores and want men to get turned on staring at us.

Don’t ever believe otherwise because we’ll lie and say it’s not true, just like we do with crop tops and bikinis. We’ll claim it’s for comfort or because it’s so hot out. We lie and love being attention whores. That’s the truth guys! #confession