Wife heard about the “toilet roll” test

My wife heard about the “toilet roll” test from her girlfriends and I agreed to it.  Like I said before, my wife cut me off from sex because she complains that she gets ‘nothing’ from sex with me because my penis is too thin so she can’t cum.

I proved to her that I’m bigger than she thinks.  I’m longer than the roll and girth can’t be so important as she says.  She was a little surprised but this is a “pass” isn’t it?

I told her this proves she’s just picky and she should allow me try fucking her again sometimes.  But she disagrees…

I need your expert opinion, please.

SYTD: Still looks pretty thin (LOL) but then again actually try pushing the tube down. Better yet take a picture with a measuring tape or ruler and lets see the real truth, then I can give a better opinion.

She may just not like your dick, how you perform during sex or the fact it’s curved like crazy but in reality it’s probably all the above. You failed the test because you have a thin penis that’s barely average in length plus you’re more than likely a quick cummer too.