Small Dirty Cock vs Lighter Challenge

I thought I was at least average but you tagged me “small cock” so I’m trying again with the Lighter Challenge, am I hung like an elf or a reindeer?

Ok first thing’s first. That entire hairy area you are hoping we think is part of your dick isn’t. Secondly that dick is dirty and disgusting. Thirdly you’re hung like an elf.

Lastly it works like this: There is small and big in the world of dicks. An average dick is just another name for a small dick