Keychain Challenge

I want to say I could get two on my “cock”, but I kind of cheated a bit, seeing as they overlap some.  I figured my member had to be good for something, since it clearly isn’t good for sex, but it can’t even hang multiple keychains. 

Another challenge failed!  Six challenges, six failures.  Makes me wonder why I ever thought I could pleasure any woman with my Middle School (at best) “dick”.  I guess it does please women in a way: women need something to laugh at.

– Mike