Denver Shoemaker seductively dancing for Elon Musk

So like, I can’t even lie. I totally like have a wicked crush on Elon Musk and wish I could be his naughty Alien Queen that does whatever it takes to pleasure him. I’d love to hop on and ride his big long fatty pocket rocket until he’s ready to blast off.

After fantasizing about it the other night, I recorded myself doing this seductive dance in hopes that maybe he’ll somehow see this. Hopefully he enjoys it if he does!

– Denver Alana Shoemaker