Denver Shoemaker in a bikini on the Ocean City Boardwalk

This new bikini had me feeling so hot that I had to take to the boardwalk in search of some big boners. I wiggled my twinky buns all over the place and showed off my titties to all the guys I could find.

Now that I know I’ll never get any pussy, I’m trying my best to show my local area (and the world!) that I’m becoming a pussy instead.

Any big beefy boners wanna sink in? Lemme know!

– Denver “Denverita” Shoemaker