What’s under cucky’s skirt? A boner a little less than 4 inches!
When you wear panties instead of men’s underwear, this is the size of your boner.
Rock hard vs an 8 inch dildo. Still not halfway.
Any time I’m in the presence of a large cock, real or otherwise, my tiny little dick starts to go limp. My dicklet knows I am inferior and unworthy of an erection.
I think I measure up. I’m almost as big as this 9 inch dildo.
My pee pee and balls together make up the size of the head. #pathetic #loser
Feel like a big man next to that dildo, sissy?
Does cucky measure up? Feel free to comment below
Thin, short, and not a cock
Cucky loses for the 1000th time
Cucky = 1/3 of 9 inch dildo = pathetic loser
Not even remotely a contest – my wee wee is half this dildo’s balls
Not even in the same ball park
Thinner, shorter, useless