OMG you have a micropenis
It is over once she sees your micro penis
No shaft at all on this dick it just pokes out
Got Dick? Randal definitely does not
In a polyamorous relationship for obvious reasons
Brown baby bitch cock out and ready
Here is a micro dinky fucking dick for ya
Dick so small you can’t measure it
First there was Magic Mike but now there’s Mini Mike!
22 years old. Almost hard. Pathetic.
If this dick doesn’t make you laugh then nothing will
That explains the burly hipster beard
Might Mouse Dick to Save the Day
Watching tv and it just flopped out…