I know, my member needs a little attention
My little dick. Not a dick.
It’s trying to be a real penis…
My tiny cock! Disgusting dink.
Yes, that’s fully hard and that’s why you’re known as the…
At least I’m thick. In the hips and ass? That dick can’t be what…
Now tell me this isn’t the most pathetic dick
It’s time to expose myself for the loser I am
Please humiliate this little pecker
Anyone that has ever said “size doesn’t matter” should be
It’s so little. I’ll never be able to please any woman
Look at this little loser dick wearing a bottle cap like a damn hat
Is anyone really surprised this dumped chump became an official club member?
Even when it’s COMPLETELY HARD (2-3inches) and I’m SO turned on
David lets the world know about his pathetic (less than 4 inch) boner
Rock hard and ready to be laughed at!