Take your pick. Take as long as you need to.
Thin, short, and not a cock
Cucky loses for the 1000th time
Cucky = 1/3 of 9 inch dildo = pathetic loser
Thinner, shorter, useless
9 inch dildo is over twice as large as my hard clit
Guess where that dildo went?
Strapon challenge and humiliation
Wow. The disparity is embarrassing
Which would you rather? Be honest.