Waking up with some busted buckeyes
4.5 inches of boner? Panties make perfect sense
Dick so small he jerks off with tweezers
Nothing but a tiny buckeye bitch dick
Buckeye bitch has a dicky do
Bethany is gonna laugh at my little polish clitty cocklette
Guy fucks donuts because his dick is too small for women
Rock hard and barely half of a real cock
When his balls are longer than his boner
The rest of your penis is missing
She made him a homemade chastity because she hates his penis
The man that grew up but his cock never did
When your penis is so small you wear SYTD blue panties
Welcome to his sex life after getting dumped
The bizarre life of the buckeye boner boy
Ex said his penis was fun size