Very polite, but she still laughs!
I knew it would be a risky proposition…
More like a three-and-a-bit-some if I’m included.
I wish it was wide enough to be considered a chode. it’s more like a very short pencil.
Petite… at least that’s better than tiny!
I’ve never been told that I’m as big as anyone.
My penis virtually disappears in cold water.
That’s perfectly understandable.
That’s about the size of it.
That’s way way too big for my little dick.