SMALLEST PENIS TROPHY AWARDED CONSECUTIVE YEARS ……………………………TO MICROPENISjay……………………………..

It’s official. Internet viewers in a non-partisan, objective, fully tabulated, non-controversial vote have named and shamed MICROPENISjay as the smallest observed penis on the internet.

Winner in both the flaccid & erect categories ! Congratulations are due jay for “his” well-deserved and pathetically under-whelming achievement.