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			Measuring up to complete shit		
	 
		
	
		
	 		
				
				
				
				
				
		
	
		
			
			
									 
		
					
			    
			    					
				
				
									
						
					
				
				
					
				
			
		
		
		
			Dick Size Challenge: Grape Dick Edition		
	 
		
	
		
	 		
				
				
				
				
				
		
	
		
			
			
									 
		
					
			    
			    					
				
				
									
						
					
				
				
					
				
			
		
		
		
			Wifey made the right decision locking up this l ...		
	 
		
	
		
	 		
				
				
				
				
				
		
	
		
			
			
									 
		
					
			    
			    					
				
				
									
						
					
				
				
					
				
			
		
		
		
			I measure 5 inches. But do I look like I’m 4 in ...		
	 
		
	
		
	 		
				
				
				
				
				
		
	
		
			
			
									 
		
					
			    
			    					
				
				
									
						
					
				
				
					
				
			
		
		
		
			This is me fully hard And that’s frigging pathetic!		
	 
		
	
		
	 		
				
				
				
				
				
		
	
		
			
			
									 
		
					
			    
			    					
				
				
									
						
					
				
				
					
				
			
		
		
		
			I think it’s getting smaller! Wait a minute?		
	 
		
	
		
	 		
				
				
				
				
				
		
	
		
			
			
									 
		
					
			    
			    					
				
				
									
						
					
				
				
					
				
			
		
		
		
			4 inches soft must be about 8 inches hard right?		
	 
		
	
		
	 		
				
				
				
				
				
		
	
		
			
			
									 
		
					
			    
			    					
				
				
									
						
					
				
				
					
				
			
		
		
		
			Sometimes you just gotta face reality…		
	 
		
	
		
	 		
				
				
				
				
				
	
		
			
			
									 
		
					
			    
			    					
				
				
									
						
					
				
				
					
				
			
		
		
		
			In a thong, bra, tights, princess dress and hee ...		
	 
		
	
		
	 		
				
				
				
				
				
		
	
		
			
			
									 
		
					
			    
			    					
				
				
									
						
					
				
				
					
				
			
		
		
		
			It’s too small to please a Woman so now I drop  ...		
	 
		
	
		
	 		
				
				
				
				
	
		
			
			
									 
		
					
			    
			    					
				
				
									
						
					
				
				
					
				
			
		
		
		
			Had to make a new account I’m back!		
	 
		
	
		
	 		
				
				
				
				
				
		
	
		
			
			
									 
		
					
			    
			    					
				
				
									
						
					
				
				
					
				
			
		
		
		
			Big? Small? Average? What do you think?		
	 
		
	
		
	 		
				
				
				
				
				
		
	
		
			
			
									 
		
					
			    
			    					
				
				
									
						
					
				
				
					
				
			
		
		
		
			Here’s a monster dick to make all the little on ...		
	 
		
	
		
	 		
				
				
				
				
				
		
	
		
			
			
									 
		
					
			    
			    					
				
				
									
						
					
				
				
					
				
			
		
		
		
			Soft vs hard. I had a chance at being respectab ...		
	 
		
	
		
	 		
				
				
				
				
				
		
	
		
			
			
									 
		
					
			    
			    					
				
				
									
						
					
				
				
					
				
			
		
		
		
			Always try to hide the measuring tape so it can ...		
	 
		
	
		
	 		
				
				
				
				
				
		
	
		
			
			
									 
		
					
			    
			    					
				
				
									
						
					
				
				
					
				
			
		
		
		
			My totally pathetic little dicklette, it’s fine ...		
	 
		
	
		
	 		
				
				
				
				
				
		
	
		
			
			
									 
		
					
			    
			    					
				
				
									
						
					
				
				
					
				
			
		
		
		
			Failed another one, maybe one day I’ll find one ...