Ways to Guess a Mans Penis Size

  1. His feet. Countless studies indicate that there is no scientific evidence of a correlation between the size of a man’s feet and the length of his penis. Chin up, ladies, and quit looking at his feet!
  2. His hands. While hands do give a lot away (if a man is spoken for, what he may do as a job), they do not give away the size of his penis. However, there is some evidence that links the length of his index finger to the length of his package. The little research available on this topic says that if a man’s index finger is considerably shorter than his ring finger, he is more likely to be packing some heat.
  3. His height. A man’s height can unfortunately make his penis look smaller (even if he’s hung) due to it taking up less “space” on his person. Other than this, though, there is zero correlation between a man’s height and his penis size.
  4. How big he is flaccid. Don’t judge a book by its cover! If you somehow catch a glimpse of a dude’s dick-print through his pants, that doesn’t mean you automatically know how big his member is when erect. Flaccid penis size is not a good indicator of what an erect penis looks like. Haven’t you ever heard of men being growers, not showers?
  5. His race. Despite what you’ve been told, there’s nothing linking race and shlong size. African American men are not larger, Asian men are not smaller. This kind of thinking is racist and problematic. It also causes people to fetishize certain races, which is just not cool.
  6. His Adam’s apple. You can’t get anything manlier than an Adam’s apple, right? SKKKKRTTT. Nope. You can. It’s called a penis. It makes sense that some people associate a big Adam’s apple as a sign of a girth penis, but that’s just not the case. Sorry, y’all.
  7. His body hair. Hair is synonyms with being manly, apparently, but according to reports, many believe that a shaved pubic area makes a penis appear larger.
  8. His wrist circumference. Bone size does not equal bone size, honey… If you’re picking up what I’m throwing down.
  9. The pitch of his voice. Yeah, deep voices sure are sexy, but that doesn’t mean that the penis attached to the body of that sensuous voice is bangin’. That’s like saying women who are sopranos must have itty-bitty vaginas. Like… what?
  10. His truck. In the South, it’s common “knowledge” that a man with a large truck is compensating for a below average pecker. While funny, there’s no proof to this pudding. However, one can argue that a large truck has a direct correlation to a large ego.
  11. His bulge. A bulge is usually caused by a man’s testicles, not his shaft… Basing a dude’s penis size on his bulge is misleading and just not right. A bulge can appear smaller if a man is wearing a bathing suit, due to shrinkage caused by temperature. A bulge can also appear bigger if the pants a guy is wearing has a high inseam.