Tiny Dick Loser Confession
As an official ShowYourTinyDick.com club member, I need to have my tiny peepee laughed at by women every once in awhile, so I’m unzipped and ready for some well-deserved humiliation of my little member. Tiny-dicked losers like me need to be reminded of their unfuckable status in life.
A song which expresses my wishes every time I’m at a bar or club: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je8cEDHzvtE
However, as much as I wish that song applied to me, the only times I should ever be unzipped is either in front of a urinal or for humiliation. I am ashamed that I ever thought I could please a woman with that…thing. I apologize to any woman I ever thought I could please. My small dick is undeniable proof that I’m not a real man.
For the betterment of humankind, I ask that all women who see this expose me and spread this far and wide. No women should ever have to go through the horror of unzipping me and coming face-to-face with my Middle School sized “cock”. And no woman should ever be exposed to my worthless baby batter, which would only produce more tiny-dicked offspring. My cum is something all women should avoid at all costs as I should never ever breed.
Embarrassingly, I’m erect in that photo. When I’m flaccid, my peepee disappears.
Some guys should only be unzipped as a warning…
– Mike
