Small Penis Humiliation Ideas

  1. Expose him online. Make a picture of your partners’ penis while he is complete naked, smooth and flaccid. Submit it to various penis rating websites, completely anonymous but certainly a lot of fun.
  2. Chat roulette. Tie him down on a chair, exposed (nicely shaven). Point a webcam to his little penis and enter chat roulette. See how other people have fun laughing at how small he is.
  3. Nude beach. Go to a nude beach. Demand that he takes a dip in the cold water then take a stroll along the beach to show everyone his small male equipment. There should be major shrinkage, he’ll be down to acorn size! Make sure he is nicely shaven and maybe even has a nice speedo tan line.
  4. Clothing. Buy him a humiliating t-shirt, ex. ‘I have a small penis’ ‘#1 World Smallest Penis’ ‘ Big Belly Small Penis’ ‘ Small Penis (and an arrow down)’ ‘ I’d rather have a small penis than a huge ego’ ‘3 Inch’.
  5. Verbally humiliate him. Probably the best humiliation tip by far. Google small penis humiliation captions for ideas. 
  6. Condom shopping. Go to a shop and make him ask the attended what the smallest condoms are they have for sale, make him purchase a pack. Look on from a distance as if the two of you are not together.
  7. Tuck ‘n tape. Make him tuck his penis like drag queens and sissies do and make him wear a pair of speedos to a swimming pool. His penis will look none existent!