My blind date wasn’t what I expected. Seems like she already guessed I am a loser

All the time

I am a lowlife perverted beta piggy

Yes Miss, at once Miss

This is a treat that I’m never granted. I just get to eat shoe dirt

Yes Miss, I am a pathetic bitch. I consider licking dirt from a woman’s shoes to be a privilege. Normal men don’t do this. I am a pervert beta pig.

At least I’m useful when I clean shoe dirt for a superior female

Sniff her panties? All I get is the shoe dirt.

Exactly what I deserve and crave

I would lap up every speck of dirt for her