Micro Penis Laughed at By Girls at the Beach (VIDEO)

Some guy with a micro penis decided going to a clothing optional beach was a good idea. Why? Nobody frigging knows, but he did and surprisingly enough, the first two girls to see him lost their shit and died laughing.

How do I know this? Because he captured video footage of the whole damn thing.

At first they just glance at him undressing out of curiosity, probably hoping to see a big penis flop out but instead they saw a clit penis pop out — literally sticking straight out.