Joined a fraternity and they took us to the sorority house and measured our cocks in front of everyone

I just finished freshman year of college, I joined a fraternity and for hazing they took us to the sorority house and measured our cocks in front of everyone.

Even guys with average sized cocks get unlimited pussy in college, and now whenever I walk into the frat house for meetings they play the 80s song “Little Willy” and now everyone calls me “Little Dick Shmoopaloo.”

If only I had an average sized cock.