Is my dick a good size? I eat ass because I can’t get any!

Am I a good size? I have to pay girls to eat their ass because they won’t let me fuck it..

Fuck no you’re not a “good size”. The first indicator of that should have been the fact that you pay to eat ass, the second being the fact that you wanna fuck their ass instead of their pussy. Plot twist! Your dinky little dicklette is too small to fuck anything besides your fist.