I’m a pinky pecker pixie piglette with a puny pin dick

I’m a pinky pecker pixie piglette with a puny pin dick. I say that over and over again so I don’t get any ideas about my exes actually wanting to come back.

Your exes don’t want to come back, that why they dumped your dinky dick in the first place. They probably had sex tonight with their new hung boyfriends too 🙂