Embarrassing Micro Penis and a Prince Albert Piercing (Story)

I once thought that by getting a prince Albert (piercing) I’d somehow make up for my inadequacies but seeing my little nub with a ring through it just made the ladies laugh harder and when they did fuck me out of pity, I just came quicker.

To make matters worse it’s now like I have two eyes on my dick and I drip through the piercing hole, which wouldn’t be a problem, if I didn’t have a micro dick that now leaks down the front of my pants when I piss causing further embarrassment.

I explained to my last lady friend all this when she remarked, what a gentleman I was leaving the seat down but I’d actually taken to sitting to avoid the mess. Some would say I should be sitting to piss regardless.