Did the first girl that saw your dick laugh at it?
I was 22 and still a virgin, when I showed my dick to a girl for the first time… We met at a party and she invited me over to her place. We were both quite drunk and obviously, she was looking for a one night stand and somehow I got lucky. When we got to her place we started making out and pretty soon, she started undoing my belt and went down on me… I was very nervous and still completely limp, when she pulled down my boxers… I could hear her giggling but she quickly pulled herself together, wrapped her hand around it and began to jerk it. It took a minute or two for me to get hard and that’s when she started laughing… I naively asked her what she was laughing about and she just looked at me with this disappointed and pitiful look in her face…. I still didn’t get it, asked her again and finally told her about being a virgin. She took her hands off me, sat next to me and told me, that I should’ve told her earlier and that she wasn’t interested in having sex with a beginner… As I was leaving, right before she closed the door behind me, she told me: “I’m sorry to tell you this but you should know that your dick is way too skinny and too small.”