Denver Shoemaker is the Ocean Pines Penis Puffer

Apparently I earned myself a new nickname here in Ocean Pines, MD. Instead of Denver Shoemaker or Denver the Dick Sucker, I now go by The Ocean Pines Penis Puffer.

According to the girls that saw me outside the guy’s car, I was bobbing up and down on some stranger’s cock while making a puffing noise.

I guess you could say I was getting a workout on that big cock. OMG!