Bachelorette Party Losertainment

PLEASE HELP!!! I’M THE SCHEDULED LOSERTAINMENT AT MY EX’s BACHELORETTE PARTY!!! I NEED TO LOOK AS RIDICULOUS AS POSSIBLE I WANT THEM LAUGHING THE SECOND THEY SEE ME!!! WHICH OUTFIT LOOKS THE BEST FOR THIS??? PLEASE LIST YOUR CHOICE IN THE COMMENTS: 1, 2, 3, OR 4!!! I’M BEING BROUGHT OUT AFTER THE MALE STRIPPER WHEN THE WOMEN ARE GOOD AND DRUNK SO THEY’LL BE COMFY LAUGHING & MAKING FUN OF ME!!! IT’S ABOUT TWENTY WOMEN SO I’M NERVOUS & EMBARRASSED ALREADY BUT READY TO GO!!! OMG, WHAT IF THEY WANT SELFIES FOR THEIR FRIENDS??? PLEASE LIKE & DROP AN L IN THE COMMENTS IF YOU THINK I’M A TOTAL LOSER FOR AGREEING TO THIS!!!