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OMG talk about a frigging balloon knot of a cock
Not enough shaft to hang past the balls
Shaved it bare, shook it around and was still t ...
You will get used to fucking sock pussies
Sex for you is limited to socks and tissues
You’ll get sockpussy once my feet are done with ...
We know why you don’t have a girlfriend
WTF is that? Gimme your man card
You said you were big but that is pathetic
Going hard in the paint
Is it in yet? Oh..
Omg that penis is so little!
Your ex clearly wasn’t lying about your penis
Piggy dick looking like a dunce
Nobody can even tell that you are hard
Licking pussy isn’t gonna save you
When manscaping goes terribly wrong
When you give it all you got
With a clit like Casey’s..
Daily reminder that size does matter
Your small dick would vanish between my tits
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