Jonathan Groff- hot little weiner
young Chris Atkins- nice small cock
Its ok Bobby, I’m not laughing cause you’re wanking to porn, I’m laughing cause your penis is so small and thin
Its for your own good boy. You’re 18 and have the penis of an 8 year old
Nurse, after you take off his pants, prepare the growth hormone injection. We have to do something about that tiny penis.
Hey sis, I’ll let you spank his naked bottom. His aunt ought to know how tiny and pathetic his little penis is.
Mother: He’s such a big baby. Its just a little owie. Nurse, is there anything we can do about that little penis of his?
OMG Johnnie, all these sex toys and you don’t even have a boys penis yet! Can you even get an erection with that little thing?
Mother, he has a baby dick, so he gets a baby punishment just like you taught me.
Yes Tommy, unfortunately that is considered a micropenis at 1 inch. Sorry the other boys have been mocking you about it, but it is really really tiny.
Doctor please don’t record the size of my little penis on the charts for all to see.
Mother, leave me alone. I don’t want you to measure my tiny cock every week. It’ll grow someday.
Oh look June, you’re little son is wanking off his little peter in the backyard. Its so cute and tiny. Let’s watch him jerk it.
Grandmother know how to wash her big baby- now lets clean that little peepee.